August 14, 2006...8:25 pm

Religious Shi##

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Taoist – Shit happens.

Buddhist – Shit happening is an illusion.

Hindu – This shit has happened before.

Moslem – It is the will of Allah that Shit happens.

Confucian – Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

Zen – What is the sound of shit happening?

Catholic – If shit happens, you deserve it.

Jew – Why does this shit always happen to us?

Protestant – Let shit happen to someone else.

Atheist – Shit happens for no reason.

Agnostic – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.

Baptists – Once you’re saved, shit doesn’t happen unless you backslide.

Jehovah’s Witnesses – Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens.

Rastafarian – Let’s smoke that shit.

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