Taoist – Shit happens.
Buddhist – Shit happening is an illusion.
Hindu – This shit has happened before.
Moslem – It is the will of Allah that Shit happens.
Confucian – Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Zen – What is the sound of shit happening?
Catholic – If shit happens, you deserve it.
Jew – Why does this shit always happen to us?
Protestant – Let shit happen to someone else.
Atheist – Shit happens for no reason.
Agnostic – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Baptists – Once you’re saved, shit doesn’t happen unless you backslide.
Jehovah’s Witnesses – Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens.
Rastafarian – Let’s smoke that shit.


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August 21, 2006 at 11:35 am
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I am Karin, very interesting article that contained the information I was searching for in Google, thanks.